Congratulations, you lose.

I'm meant to be meeting up with Tom today, but I've let him down because I feel ill :(
I just hope he gets my message.

When it comes to eating, I feel so ill. I just want to throw it up again :(

I went to Littleport today. Guess who I met up with?
*Drum roll*
Not Jack!! :L :L
I did walk past his house though and I felt a little sad because I missed him. My mum keeps saying things such as "Jack's lovely" :/ Even dad was like "when are you two getting married?"
It's soooooo upsetting. Just no. You don't say that. He said worse things that I'm not going to post on here... (Y)

Anymoo, I never told you who I met up with!
Toooooom of course :)
We walked around for a bit and went to the river. We even had an exciting trip to the Co-op too ;)
I almost had a breakdown in there because I found it hilarious :L

Then we walked to the playpark. On the way there I got told off by a chav for looking at him :L I didn't bother retaliating because he was too thick to understand my insults :L
Anyway, it started hailing and it stung soooooooo bad! I didn't share my umbrella with poor Tom ;) Then I went back to his house, laughed at his 6 year-old brother, Ethan having a tantrum xD
I got attacked by his vicious, but amazingly awesome dog.
HIS MUM = WIN :D
I found Wally! Then I put the rug on and pretended to be a sheep :)

Sarah Ward saw mr. irwin in tesco yesterday :)~

Louis Morgan

wow you must have a boring life for that to be the highlight not just yesterday, but also today :L

THAT MADE ME LAUGH SOOOOOOOOOOOOO MUCH! WORDS CANNOT DESCRIBE IT
XD

I'm not sure how long I have to write this blog post, seeing as my dad's gonna want to play Spymaster soon (N)

Basically, I ran down my entire balance on the modem for my Netbook :(
He's pretty pissed off about the whole thing, but he'll just have to deal with it.
It's not as if I enjoy being lonely and sitting in my room doing fuck all (N)

Anyway, I had a really good day :)
Been out with the "crewage"
Just me and the wife basically :L
There are pictures on Facebook :D

Lenny The Wonder Dog

I was spooning under a tree for over an hour today. The thing that confused me most is the fact that we didn't get wet at all, even though it was raining quite heavily.
I had a nice day :)
We didn't do much, but it wasn't exactly our fault. I mean, we were in Ely after all.

Oh, Lenny The Wonder Dog = Amazing

I'm fed up of my dad telling me what I should be eating.
It's not my fault that I'm like this.
He made me like this.
Perhaps if I had been brought up eating the diet of a "normal" child, then we wouldn't be faced with this problem today.
It's not something I choose to do, just to be awkward.
:(

I've never been so drunk in my life :/
I couldn't walk. All I could do was lay there and I was feeling sick and dizzy. I couldn't speak or anything. Remind me NEVER to do that again.
Fucking cider.

Anyway, went out with my 'man gang' today :L
That's Tom, Chris and Stuart. Ohhhh and Tom's cousin Lee :L
Enough about that though ;)

Do you ever wish you could have more, even though you're perfectly happy with what you've got? Well, that's how I feel.

I don't think I can continue writing what I was going to whilst listening to Shania Twain...
It just doesn't work. If you want to see why, then click on the link. You can't write anything serious when listening to that.
I reckon I'd enjoy a Lady GaGa version of it...
Not that she has one *sad face*

I'm even entirely sure why I have Shania Twain on. I'm really not in the mood.
In fact, I might put all my "sexual" sounding music on.
That should cheer me up.

FUCK

I'm in a very bad mood.

I just realised that I didn't take any photos of yesterday :(
I'm really frightened of not remembering the good times tbh, so I take pictures of them.
If I have hard evidence, then it's hard not to believe that they happened.

I miss Jack :'(
The one time he has credit, I haven't.
He's rarely ever online either, but that doesn't surprise me.
Oh well.

I don't feel very well today :(

Well, this was a pointless blog post.

I absolutely suck tbh :/
Need self control.

I love Leigh Francis
Aaaaaand he commented me back on Twitter! (L)

I'm really not feeling well today.

I will start off by declaring my love for Jean-Michel Jarre :)
Oxgene 4, Equinoxe, Pt. 5, Chants Magnetiques II, Computer Weekend and Zoolookologie are my favourites.

I think he's a very clever man, especially for his time.
Hurrah for synthpop (Y)

Biko by Simple Minds is another song that I love atm.

Just thought I'd share that information with everyone because I'm such a kind and loving person (A)

...Well, I am sometimes ;D

I haven't really done anything much today (N)
Learnt some of Hey Jude by The Beatles and Imagine by John Lennon on piano.
That's about it really if I'm honest.

Ohh, and I've been on MSN
Webcam fun with Jack ;)
LMAO! It's not what you think!
Talked to Stuart this morning as well because he's cool :)

Had a small conversation with Lewis on Facebook.

Lewis Porter

oh dear.

Mathilde Reinbold

uh lewis? scram.

Lewis Porter

Yes. That's my name. No.

Mathilde Reinbold

seriously, don't you have anything better to be doing than being rude to someone that you barely talk to anymore?

Lewis Porter

seriously, don't you have anything better to be doing than defending people that don't particularly like you from ambiguous comments?

Sarah Ward

how about everybody fucks off now?

Lewis Porter

That's all for now folks ;]

Sarah Ward

(Y) just the way i like it

Lewis Porter

Where's the love Sarah? :')

Sarah Ward

unfortunately none for you :L

Lewis Porter

aww :'(
I honestly can't tell you how gutted I am. Really, words can not describe it.
Let me end this most fascinating volley of contemptuous comments with this bombshell:
Lol.

Sarah Ward

don't cry!
i understand ;)
it's okay *comforting pat on the shoulder* :L

Now all you people might understand why he's such a cunt.
All that over my relationship status ^o)

Al least I turned the potentially dangerous bitch fight between Tilly and Lewis into a small joke (Y)

I could've sided with Tilly, but there would've been no point in that. Would've given Lewis more of a drive.

Ohhh look: Lewis Porter got back from town with Kathryn. Her hair colour is now officially "Cuprinol Red".

The reason I never hang out with Kathryn anymore ;)
(Y)

I have no idea why, but I can no longer comment on your blog, Wifey.
Did you set it like that on purpose? :/
Anyway, my dad said that he loves the background you're using.
All the cassette tapes and shiz. Reminds him of the 70s ;)

(8) Let's have some fun
this beat is sick
I wanna take a ride on your disco stick

I really do love Lady Gaga's album. One of the best that I've heard in a while. She really is a perfectionist. She seems to be doing really well for herself, considering she came from nowhere. I like the way that all her music is so sexual :L
The only thing that pisses me off is that Paparazzi is almost ALWAYS playing when I go into New Look.

Anyway, I'm feeling much better now.

I've been out pretty much all day. I did a bit of shopping with my mum this morning and then I got my hair cut. After that, I met up with Tom. Phil joined us for about an hour and then I came home and cooked dinner.

I'm not sure how long me and Tom were laying in the Jubilee Gardens :L
There was this woman playing her vibraphone, but she didn't play The Little Mermaid song :(
I was slightly disappointed :L

OMG GRASS FAIL (N) LMAO!

My pupils are incredibly large right now and I think I've entered the primary stages of central nervous system over-stimulation. My brain feels like it's expanding and pushing against the side of my skull and I'm shivering. The strangest thing is that I'm quite hot.
Doesn't sound too good to me...

However, I've had a pretty good day.
Pissed about in maths with Rissa and Jazz, performed a stupid song to my class in citizenship with Emma, had an amazing last French lesson with Mr Jackson (L), skipped geo completely to say goodbye to Mr Doji for an hour (it was very sad), then talked to Wade for all of last lesson. It's been a good day overall.

I'm going to miss Mr Jackson over the next 7 weeks :L

News: George officially hates me.
Amy had this idea to put a condom on his water bottle, so I did it when he went to the toilet. It was all lubed up :L
Tbh, it was really funny, even if George didn't think so himself.
He's being slightly poofy over it, but that's just George.
I don't think we'd love him if he changed.

I had a great time with Tom after school :)

http://www.guardian.co.uk/film/2009/jul/14/studio-plans-15-certificate-version-of-bruno
I don't need to say anymore about this.

I went out with Tom today after school :)
Bought a mango passionfruit juice, but didn't drink it all.
I almost choked on it tbh because he was making me laugh so much.
I don't care what anybody says, NOBODY inhales a daddy long legs :L
The story about his sister's retarded legs was funny as well
:D

We went on an exciting trip to Tesco, and my mum just happened to be in there with my nan and cousin. She said that we walked straight past her, but I didn't notice tbh. She rang me because she was so excited about it...
I didn't find it particularly exciting.
Just an excuse for her to interrogate me about Tom (N)

Anyway, me and Tom walked down by the river together and sat in the private fishing ports again. I raped his hoody and then pretended to be E.T.
He might have a photo of this... ¬¬

GILF bus ;D

Then my dad decided to ruin my day by being nasty to me. Thanks dad, if you happen to be reading this. You're a fucking arsehole and I can't stand to be around you sometimes. No wonder I want to go out all the time.

Putting it nicely, I wish some people would FUCK OFF out of my life.

Yet another amazing day :)
I went to Shittleport today to see my nan and granddad...
Went out with Jack all day instead :D
Loved it (L)
Covered in water, mud, grass, leaves, cuts, scratches and bruises (Y)

The first time we went out, I was quite "merry". As a result, he got raped in a dark alleyway XD
I also tried to ride his bike, but kept crashing it and almost fell into the road :L
The second time was more fun :)
We went and laid in some grass and I fell into a tree. Not out of a tree... into a tree :L
FAIL!
We went all around Shittleport and I tried to pedal along with him on the back of the bike...
EPIC FAIL!
We almost died for that :L
Then I bought us both ice lollies because I had a tenner in my pocket :D

We went back to my nan's house, had a MASSIVE water fight...
(He discovered the outside tap) LOL!
We were running up and down the road chasing each other.
Then we went and played in the veranda :)
I taped him to the chair, but he escaped!
I laid on him whilst he showed me retarded videos on his phone :D
He shoved my lolly into my mouth and I choked :(
Then my lips were all numb and felt like they were bleeding :L
Dad walked in and was like "RAPE!" but I didn't care because we weren't doing anything :L

Then we spent the next hour in the garden with dad :)

Quote of the day: "Why aren't you all rashy?!" LMAO! (L)

genouuuu

I've actually had an amazing day.
Days like this make me enjoy being alive :)

I met up with Emma, Jazz, Rissa, Chris and Tilly. I didn't know Chris and Tilly were coming tbh, but I'm glad that they did :D
Jack was a bit late... 5 hours late, but I had fun in the hour that he was there.
We were playing retarded games and then we walked home together :)

I saw George at Tesco :D

MORRIS DANCERS! They were everywhere and I loved them :L

ooooh Kate *licks lips*

Today hasn't been too bad :)

Adam had a complete spaz attack in maths and started laughing at the retarded truck with two wheels. I found this father amusing tbh :D
Me and Alex are also planning our "dream houses" ;)
I'm gonna draw a park bench or the bin behind McDonald's and he's gonna draw a cardboard box or a tent! xD
I don't know what I'm gonna draw actually... (N) The only reason that I'm doing it is so that I don't get an after school detention, otherwise I wouldn't bother with it. Why the fuck would I want to do any homework in the summer holiday?

Next lesson was citizenship. I had almost fallen asleep, so Emma decided to poke me in the side. Of course I had a muscular spasm and made a really loud retarded noise. Miss Brown asked if I was okay ;) The whole class turned round and stared at me and it was quite embarrassing tbh. Funny at the same time though :L

FRENCH! My one true love haha. Miss Dessaux's class were mixed in with my class, so I got to sit next to George again :D
This made me really happy! I miss him not being in my class a lot :(
Anyway, we got into little groups and did a quiz :)
It was actually REALLY fun! I went with George, Charlie, Jazz, Becky, Becky, Kirsty and Kirsty. Lol I know I've put Becky and Kirsty twice... but only because there were two sets of people with the same name :L
Charlie is actually really nice :) I must confess that I thought she was a bit of a tart to start with, but I've changed my mind about her. She's alright! (Y)
LMAO at Mr Jackson! "I look this pretty without make-up! *Makes proud face* Can you put yours away please?" As if Emma-Jo needs anymore foundation on her face! ;) Apparently, her boyfriend actually had to wipe the orange off his mouth when they were kissing LMAO! Fail! Well, that's according to Becky who told Kathryn :L

Next lesson was geography. I started off by taking stupid Michael Jackson lyrics quizzes haha. Then me and Lucy were pissing about for the rest of the lesson xD
We were both talking to each other in different accents. I think I fail at a German "bad girl" accent ;) OMG then I was pushing her chair with my feet so she couldn't reach her keyboard xD

Lunch was pretty fun too :D I watched Jack eat an entire tub of "yoghurt" again ;)

I ENJOYED SCIENCE BECAUSE THERE WAS A FIRE DRILL! Me and Emma were playing pretend tennis, then football with a small rock xD LMAO at Mr Jackson who was just sitting there casually on a bench whilst the school could've been burning down ;D

Form time was fun as well! Mr Edge is the gayest teacher I've ever met. Apparently, he's training to teach textiles ;) Need I say anymore? xD
GENOU! ;) Wife (L)

After school I met up with Tom and we went out for a couple of hours :)
We didn't do much, but I still enjoyed myself. Sometimes it's nice to just sit there and talk.
We walked down by the river and I bought ANOTHER 5 Ice from the pervy icecream man :L
90p well spent ;) Too bad Jack wasn't there to buy it for me ROFL! xD
Thanks to me, Tom now had a lovely tanned arm and a penis drawn on his hand in a red lipstick HAHAHA!

OMG saw Mrs Grant and Miss Brown in Boots together. I was like "ZOMG two teachers at once!" Miss Brown thought I was weird again :L
She said something to me, but I can't remember what lol.

It's a Tuesday, but I'm in a good mood! I'm feeling incredibly happy right now and I don't even know why. Loving life today. Loving a lot of things.

I've made an amazing start on my food coursework. The best part is that I'm actually really pleased with the work that I've done so far. It's good and I know it. I've even managed to cram everything onto one A3 page. My task and task analysis is almost complete after one day. I'm very proud of this achievement.

I also managed to make a start on my science coursework last night. I haven't written a lot if I'm honest, probably about 500 words, but everything I've written so far is pretty good. Well, I'm happy with it. I do believe Mr. Malpass can shut the fuck up now (Y)

PE with the boys today was one of the scariest things that I've ever had to do. They're fucking violent testosterone-filled ANIMALS! They threw the balls so hard at everyone! I hid at the back with Kathryn and Jack :) It was nice doing PE with Jack tbh. He makes me laugh :L <3>

I've had a really good day today :)
Went to Cambridge with Tilly, Chris and Tom. I thought I was gonna have a crappy day because I felt sick in the morning. I felt like I do most Tuesdays before first lesson (N) Luckily I felt better again after about half an hour :D

As soon as we left the train station, Tilly pushed Tom into me and he slipped on this bottle that was in the road. Anyone who knows me well will understand the spaz attack I had over this. I thought it was rather amusing and couldn't stop laughing at him.

Shopping List: 1 large melon, a packet of ribbed condoms, a can of whipped cream, a dummy, a Madonna CD, a cucumber, some tingling lube and a wheelchair.
LOL! Imagine how freaked out the cashier would be if I actually bought all of that!

"HAVE YOU SEEN MY MELON?" - ROFL! :D

I saw Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs ;) ..... in 3D! Cost me £7, but was worth it. The graphics weren't as crappy as Monsters Vs. Aliens. I actually really enjoyed the film! Even if the cinema was full of little kids lol. There were some funny bits in it. The part about the vegetables was fucking hilarious and there were 2 GAY INNUENDOS!

After the film we went and pissed about the grass. That sounds wrong lol. I don't mean I had a piss in the grass, I mean that I went and messed about in the grass ;)
I had a leaf and gummy bear fight with Tom and I kept whacking Chris around the head with a poster :D I liked the noise that it made!

Good day :D <3>

I feel a bit down :/

There was a big fight at lunch today... I saw the whole thing. Brendan came over to us and told Alex that some people were throwing his bag around and when he got up, Martin Bishop decided to throw a mouldy banana at him. Alex then turned round and punched him straight in the face. Jake Harris then got involved and so did a few other people. That Polish guy, Pawel came over and started fighting as well, even though he wasn't directly involved. After that, Nick Chalmers rugby tackled him to the floor and everybody dived into him until there was a massive pile up. Alex got back up again and whacked someone in he head with his bag... That's pretty much it. The fight broke up by itself when he realised that he couldn't win. However, Mr. Harvey still arrived at the scene afterwards. He was wearing the most ridiculous sunglasses that I've ever seen... and the most mingin' beige suit from his wardrobe. He's such a fittie.

My day hasn't been too bad I guess. The best lesson I had today was business. George wasn't there, but me and Wade were mucking about. I coloured the back of his head in with a red pen and it was hilarious! Looked like he had some sort of terrible disease. He decided he was going to bite me so I started touching him hahaha!

Lol at Brendan on the way home. He makes me laugh so much and I love the little guy. "Some girl called (forgot the first name that he said) Gooch fainted on the field!" LMAO! He knows what sort of humour appeals to me :D

Btw, Tesco Orange & Tropical Juice Drink is really nice. I'm drinking it to stop me eating. I can't fucking stop today!