Yet another amazing day :)
I went to Shittleport today to see my nan and granddad...
Went out with Jack all day instead :D
Loved it (L)
Covered in water, mud, grass, leaves, cuts, scratches and bruises (Y)

The first time we went out, I was quite "merry". As a result, he got raped in a dark alleyway XD
I also tried to ride his bike, but kept crashing it and almost fell into the road :L
The second time was more fun :)
We went and laid in some grass and I fell into a tree. Not out of a tree... into a tree :L
FAIL!
We went all around Shittleport and I tried to pedal along with him on the back of the bike...
EPIC FAIL!
We almost died for that :L
Then I bought us both ice lollies because I had a tenner in my pocket :D

We went back to my nan's house, had a MASSIVE water fight...
(He discovered the outside tap) LOL!
We were running up and down the road chasing each other.
Then we went and played in the veranda :)
I taped him to the chair, but he escaped!
I laid on him whilst he showed me retarded videos on his phone :D
He shoved my lolly into my mouth and I choked :(
Then my lips were all numb and felt like they were bleeding :L
Dad walked in and was like "RAPE!" but I didn't care because we weren't doing anything :L

Then we spent the next hour in the garden with dad :)

Quote of the day: "Why aren't you all rashy?!" LMAO! (L)