bitch'eth de coeur'acus'less-ness

Do you want me to tell you how much sense that makes?
- A punnet.

I get really angry when I hear people mention punnets. How is that a unit of measurement? It's a plastic tub that varies in size. I mean, you wouldn't go into a shop and ask for a shoe of raspberries now, would you? I prefer my units of measurement to be more accurate.

Shopping List:
- A shoe of raspberries
- An 18th century flask of cornflakes
- A tissue of milk
- An oven of peas

You can't measure things like that.
-OUTRAGE-

"Rah rah rah umbrolly rah rah Mary Poppins rah Louis Morgan rah rah rah *snatch*"
-SCREAM- I mashed you, bitch. I had a masher for mashing up potatoes into mash. Seriously, you got freakin' mashed with a masher. "Well, I am a veggie!"
...But not a boiled veggie.
:(

Then me and George walked up to English, arm in arm. I shouted "chicken pie" in retarded Joe's face. The one from Work Experience in set 4, year 8.
:) He grinned. Silly illiterate children. Gotta love 'em. (Y)
Poor Brendan. I was like "SMELL ME! SMELL ME! ONIONS!"
"YOU SMELL OF THAI CANDLES!"
"Erm... it's washing powder..."
"NO... IT'S... THAI... CANDLES!" :D
The little Aussie that everyone wants to secretly bum. :)

I made a Shepherd's pie today. It was cooked to perfection. I only got a B+ for it, but that's only because my teacher considers it to be a "low ability" dish. I suppose it wasn't hard. In fact, I know it wasn't hard because I didn't blow anything up in the process. I have a picture of Shona and Evie's mess. I shall upload it when my phone is charged... (tomorrow) You'll all understand what I'm talking about when I complain about their mess. Today was ridiculous, so I didn't help to clean it. *Proud face* However, I did go into Unit 4 to help Bradley. He even said "thanks" :) It's nice to know that he appreciated it. It didn't feel so pointless. He's a wanker, but I can't help but feel sorry for the little guy tbh.

Aaaaanyway, been arguing with a few people. Doesn't matter. They can fuck off. Dad realised that he was being a dick because he texted me. I am willing to give him yet another chance.

I'm bored of this now. I don't want to write any more about my day.

Oh, one last thing. Becky is lovely. <3
:)