Saturday, 28 February 2009
cambridge
I have a terrible headache right now and should probably keep away from the computer, but I have nothing better to do otherwise. I went to Cambridge today with my dad. I bought three DVD's (can't remember which ones!), Professor Layton and the Curious Village for Nintendo DS, some really awesome purple Converses which were expensive, X-Files season 9 and I think that's it. We had KFC for lunch (nice and healthy) and a Chinese takeaway for dinner (again, nice and healthy). OMFG I saw Mr. Wright walking around the Cambridge market!! xD He was wearing this really gay little backpack and I didn't recognise him at first. Luckily he didn't see me, otherwise he might've started going on about science LOL! My eyes are stinging again I'm having to squint just so I can see the computer screen without my eyes being in too much discomfort. Yuck, yuck, yuck when I was in one of the game shops I was standing next to this rough looking bloke and he absolutely reeked of piss and booze. I saw him several times around town. He was pissed and couldn't ride his bike properly and then he went and bought some more Special Brew LOL! Tramps always buy that because it's got a higher percentage of alcohol in it. Therefore, they get pissed a lott quicker. Oh, and no, I DO NOT WANT YOUR FUCKING BIG ISSUE! I hate it when those wankers try to sell me that. If I wanted to buy it then I would. Shouting 'Big Issue?' at me will not make me want to purchase one. Bloody retards. I know they're desperate, but they could at least smile when they do it. THEY SELL STRAWBERRY RIBENA IN BOTTLES NOW! Eeeeeeeeek! I love that stuff. xD Agressive pasties anyone? LMFAO!
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what's even more annoying is that there's a woman who sells the big issue in town and she has gold teeth. I couldn't afford gold teeth (that is if I got a head injury and suddenly decided they were the height of fashion).
ReplyDeletewas mr. Wrights bag the yellowy purply greeny blue one? He took it on a trip once x)
ReplyDeletewhat's big issue? lol
ReplyDeleteThe woman that stands outside Oxfam? OMG she gets on my nerves so much. She has to have one of the most boring and annoying voices on the planet. I just want to get that Big Issue and ram it down her throat. She should go and get a proper job. Homeless wanker.
ReplyDeleteYES! That was exactly the bag that he had with him! Isn't it fit? xD I can't remember what he was looking at, I wasn't paying too much attention. Me and my dad were off to Fopp to look at CD's! =D
ReplyDeleteBig Issue is a crappy magazine that looks as if it is made of toilet paper. All the poor homeless people try to sell them to members of the public as they go by. Usually they locate themselves outside a shop that sells Special Brew or a pub, so that they can go and spend their earnings on booze. I feel sorry for them, but waving a magazine in my face and shouting 'Big Issue' will not make me want to buy one. They could at least smile too. They make the place look untidy.
ReplyDeleteThat was harsh, but true. :S
ReplyDeleteAnd why couldn't all have that gone into one comment?
ReplyDeleteIndeed it could've done my dear! It just wouldn't be me if I wasn't awkward though! LOL!
ReplyDeleteHahha, I suppose I shouldn't laugh, but that's kind of funny.
ReplyDeleteHere we have homeless people sitting around with carboard signs that read, "Hey, at least I'm not mugging you."
And that is supposed to motivate me to give them money....how again??
Lol
LMAO!! Your tramps seem so much cooler than ours. If the tramps in this area had signs like that then I'd have so much fun walking around town laughing at them! xD
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