me being a retard

My finger stings like a bitch because I burnt it today whilst cooking my 'jam dildo'. It actually went surprisingly well. I didn't have to do all the washing up today which was nice. Oh, for those of you that are like "what the fuck?" right now, 'jam dildo' simply means jam roly poly in my language. I just thought that it resembled the shape of a penis.

Today has been interesting... I suppose. That's if I'm going to be positive, which I am not. It was a shit day. Well, I've had worse days so I'll go with an alright day. Nothing particularly good happened. Mrs. Lacey was talking about the status of women in Tudor England. I actually did find that interesting. She lost me when she started talking about all the Kings and Queens of England though. To be honest it was more like a private conversation between her and Louis. I am extremely jealous of his intelligence. I'm also rather jealous of his confidence. He really is one of the most arrogant people that I've ever met. The only difference is that it's always in a humourous way. Not such a bad thing I guess? I find it quite entertaining hahaha!

I think I'm addicted to roast beef flavoured Monster Munch. They taste nothing like beef, but they're really nice. I've managed to get through about six packets of them in three days. I love crisps. I reckon that I'd snort them if there was no other way to get them into my system. Actually, I take that back. I remember what happened when I got sherbet up my nose once... let's put it like this: it was not a very nice experience. Don't ever inhale talcum powder either. It chokes you. I know these things! Hahahahaha talcum powder. I remember when Kathryn used to take talcum powder into school so that she could sprinkle it into her hair at lunch time. Apparently it absorbs any excess moisture. She doesn't have greasy hair anyway so it was most probably a waste of time.

"Here I have a tube of iron filings.... filings of iron!" LMFAO! Some of my teachers are awesome. "Att....ack!" Hahaahahahaha! He's such a bloody 'tard and it's amazing!

Yeah I should probably go now before I get Franny and Winstoning. =S