happy valentine's day

I'm not that tired today considering that George decided to wake me up at midnight. He was all like "In your face bitch! You just got woken up!" I was having a really nice dream too, not that I can remember what it was hahahaha! I will get him back for it when he least expects me to. *laughs like a maniac*

Happy Valentine's Day everybody! I didn't get anything, as usual. Nevermind though, I'm pretty used to it by now. I wish me and my crewage were still going into Cambridge today. We cancelled it due to the heavy snowfall, but it's all melted now. I suppose that we still have all week to go, seeing as it is half term starting from today. Wooooooo! I'm almost finished all of my homework, so there's no need for me to worry about that either. I just hope that my dad buys me some Chicken Bites! I haven't had them for AGES! I only like the roast chicken flavour. I don't understand why anybody would want to make chicken taste like spare ribs when you can just go and buy the real thing instead. I suppose you could argue both ways really. Why buy processed chicken when you can buy the real thing? Well, the answer to that is I can't cook and I'd be too lazy to anyway. I haven't got all day to cook a chicken, and chicken breast always seems too dry in comparison to a whole chicken. I could probably eat the whole thing if I dedicated a couple of hours from my precious life. ENOUGH ABOUT CHICKEN ALREADY!

Hahahaahhaha I just remembered the swiss roll that Gemma cooked last year. It looked like the John Merrick of the cake world. I pissed myself laughing for over 20 minutes. It was quite possibly the worst looking cake that I've ever seen! Even worse than the one I made. Mine turned out like a soup (best not to ask). I think I sort of went "fuck it" at the point that the cake would not peel off the grease proof paper. That's the last time I ever let someone else grease my tray.