Mr Jackson has gone fucking insane over the holiday...
Yes, MORE insane than he was before.
I'm not joking :/ :L
Do you want to know what he did today?
He brought in a "pique-nique dégoûtant" :/
For those of you who don't know any French, that translates as "disgusting picnic"
He opened this bright blue lunch bag and took out the following:
1. Some bits of dried pasta
2. A bottle of congealed week-old milk
3. Some dried up pieces of ham
4. A slice of almost mouldy bread
5. A packet of old chicken that STANK
6. Some stale cereal
7. A handful of grated cheese
8. An old orange peel
9. Some vegetables that looks over a week old
10. A half eaten Oreo
11. An old burger
12. Some two day old chips that reeked +o(
And do you want to know what he did with them? :/
He spread them all around the classroom for our "picnic"
What did he put on my table?
THE FUCKING CHEESE
I've felt really ill today and this didn't help in the slightest (N)
I found it hilarious and I love his sense of humour, but it really was fucking disgusting :L
Mr Palmer is even more cool than I remembered (Y)
I made water bend today :O
Was awesome and I'm definitely NOT going to do it later :L
Yeah, today has been my worst day so far and I've felt awful. Don't even wanna talk about it tbh :/
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