Thursday, 28 May 2009

It's almost 1pm. I have done nothing today. I've only been up for about half an hour. I can't be bothered to do anything. I'm awake, but I'm not. This is what happens when I stay up until 2am or whatever the fuck the time was. I must sleep tonight because I'll be round Emma's tomorrow and I sure as hell won't be getting to bed until 4am or something equally ridiculous. It's all good fun though.

I JUST FOUND A BAG OF FUCKING GIANT ROAST BEEF MONSTER MUNCH IN THE CUPBOARD. I PRACTICALLY JIZZED IN MY PANTS. SHIT THEY ARE ACTUALLY MASSIVE. AT LEAST FOUR TIMES THE SIZE OF A NORMAL PACKET. I CAN'T EXPLAIN HOW EXCITED I AM.

Anyway... hurrah!

I am boooooooored, but nevermind.

4 comments:

  1. ohhhhh! is this why your dad was taking the piss out of you?! because you were jizzing over monster much?

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  2. haha, nice...

    I'm pretty sure the msn thing worked, but I sent you an invitation...:)

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  3. lol yes that's why he was taking the piss out of me. because I... jizzed? on the monster munch. :L

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  4. yeah i got your invitation. :) you were online for a few seconds. i think you might need to verify your email address. :D

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