If I had gone to school this morning, then right now I would be in business. I would probably be sitting there trying not to walk out of the classroom or swear at my teacher. I might even be considering killing myself by now. I mean, I would be 55 minutes into the lesson. That's a lot to put up with when you hate it as much as I do. Most lessons with Mrs. Kay I just sit there and stare at my computer screen, doing absolutely nothing. I've chosen to do the work at home because I really can't do it at school. I don't know whether there is a genuine learning problem, or whether it's just me being awkward. Can you get learning disorders for single subjects? I wouldn't know because I've never had one before.

Why does Strawberry Ribena taste so much better out of the carton than it does the bottle? Perhaps it's a psychological thing. I'm sure that it tastes exactly the same, but my mind seems to prefer the carton. I can't actually drink anything that's not in a bottle or anything that doesn't have a straw nowadays. It's a bit weird, I know, but there's just something about a cup that I don't like. If I knew what it was then I'd say, but I really have no idea why I hate them so much. They just feel unsafe and too exposed.

I shall leave you with that thought...