I LackTitles

I've been awake for approximately an hour and I have spent this time reading through confessions. I have to admit, I've been reading them for about 2 days solid now and I find it rather amusing. Some of them are pretty depressing, but the ones that aren't completely make up for it.

I shall use my copy and pasting skill to share some of them with you. I really am that kind.

"Sometimes when I go to open the garage door I like to pretend that I am a Wizard. After punching in the code, I raise my hands up in the air as if i were controlling the garage and shout "Ascend, this I command", today my mom and her boyfriend were in the garage and saw the entire thing."

"I want to makeout with my dad."

"I recently tried dog food just to see if it really was "beef flavored" as advertised. It tasted like shit. Even though my dog probably doesn't know any better, I will never buy that brand of food for him again."

"My whole penis can fit in a woman's mouth.. And thats when its erect! :("

"My friend told me that he fucked a chick in the ass with vegetable oil. I laughed pretty hard.
I didn't care how much that must have hurt her ass."

http://www.checkmysecret.com/

Okay... that's enough of those.

Anyway, I'm still not feeling great. Probably going to spend today in bed. My sixth day in a row, but oh well. I'm starting to get used to it now.

I have nothing to do now :(
Tom has gone, not that we were saying much anyway.

P.S. Who can find my "secret" message in this post? ;) Lol I'm so sad.