Feeling hot hot hot! Well, not really. I just have the song stuck in my head. It always reminds me of Strictly Come Dancing when Mark Ramprakash and Karen Hardy got all tangled up in microphone wires. They had to start their dance all over again. I really hate Strictly Come Dancing, but my parents watch it. Bruce Forsyth is so not funny anymore, if he ever was funny at all. I find him painful and embarrassing to watch. I know that the public love him, but he's so past it. Why can't they find a new person to host the show? "Nice to see you, to see you nice!" Come on, what the hell is that? I'm so fed up of hearing him say it. I think the idea behind the show is quite good, but it gets boring after a while and the audience needs something fresh. Bruce Forsyth is anything but fresh. I think that's enough about Strictly Come Dancing now.

Both of my parents are out at the moment, so that's nice. Dad was like "I'll be back later, I'm just taking your mum for a walk." You totally didn't make her sound like a dog. It was pretty funny actually, but I didn't laugh because I was pissed off with him. The only reason I've been brought into this world is so that he can pointlessly argue with me. The jokes are a bit old now and he needs to find some new material. Either that or he shuts the hell up because I'm not interested. Calling me a 'spoon' is one of the most original insults ever. Is it supposed to be funny? I just don't know anymore. I could've easily turned round and said "Fuck off you bell end." I didn't though.

I think I'm going to get some Chicken Bites out of the fridge. I really want some right now. They probably have no chicken in whatsoever, but they're so addictive. Most of the foods I like are bad for me. I want to try new things and eat healthily, but I can't. It's more of a psychological problem because I know that trying these new foods isn't going to hurt me. They just make me feel so sick. I'd rather not cause myself the trouble of feeling ill.

Oh dear, the button of my shirt just popped open. That's never good.