Wednesday, 8 April 2009

I wish I could dance, but as it happens, I can't. I completely suck at it. I'm a failure. I'm so unfit and I can't move about for too long, so this ruins any chance of dancing that I have. I WANT TO LEARN THE THRILLER DANCE! I have no rhythm or style and my ambitions in life are RUINED! RUINED I TELL YE! Why am I cursed? What have I done that's so bad in my life? I don't deserve to have this dancing skill taken away from me! Take away my skill to fall over when people mention glitter! Goodbye 'Phil Collins and the Pixies' and hello DANCING! *tehe* JEALOUSY is all I feel for these people who can dance well. They bite their thumbs at me, sir! Oh, it's so unfair. I have been blessed with an ability to find the word 'ham' funny over and over again. This is not a talent, this is one step closer to being classified as MENTALLY RETARDED. You know what? It's not my fault that I find it funny. I am influenced by all the shops that throw their ham at me in the cold meats section. I'm liked "KEEP YOUR HAM AWAY FROM ME YOU BAGGAGE!"
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11 comments:

  1. Voldemint.8 April 2009 at 10:58

    ohdear... You probably could dance if you set your mind to it. Or just be like tina turner. She can't dance, but she does anyway xD

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  2. Mathilde.8 April 2009 at 11:28

    i'm starting dance classes again :D
    BAGGAGE, YES SLAGMUFFIN (:
    YES BABES.

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  3. Sarah8 April 2009 at 15:31

    Yeah...but... Tina Turner can't dance for shit! I want to dance well, but I fail at it. So UNFAIR!

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  4. Sarah8 April 2009 at 15:32

    Oh dear... Tilly does dance classes AGAIN? xD



    Lolworthy.

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  5. jaboodi8 April 2009 at 18:02

    I'm sorry but this is possibly the funniest, most retarded blog post I've ever read.

    OMG! when we go to Cambridge we should totally go all 'west side story' and start jumping and piruetting everywhere.

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  6. Sarah8 April 2009 at 19:02

    ? what

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  7. jaboodi8 April 2009 at 21:22

    you know in west side story everyone just dances everywhere. We should do that!

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  8. Chaos~Dreaming9 April 2009 at 04:15

    This post confused me, as did the comments. So I'll say this:


    Moo.


    ^_^

    BTW: I sent you a message, so I guess you're added? Umm....my head hurts. Lawl.

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  9. Mathilde.9 April 2009 at 19:15

    And not lol-worthy dancing! I got to Grade Two in ballet AND I used to dance for my school (:
    Of course, I wasn't this clumsy...

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  10. Sarah9 April 2009 at 19:28

    Lol at the moo thing. xD random much? :) Yeah, I got your message, but I wasn't online at the time. :O I was in Cambridge! Wooooooooo!

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  11. Sarah9 April 2009 at 19:29

    Ballet? Pffft that's a bit homosexual isn't it? Lol! :)

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